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Economics: where the only thing more unpredictable than the markets is an economist's sense of humour!Economics: where the only thing more unpredictable than the markets is an economist's sense of humour!
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Why did the economist go to the beach during a recession? He heard the sand prices were plummeting!
Why did the economist go to the beach during a recession? He heard the sand prices were plummeting! -
Why did the economist refuse to pay for a haircut? Because he believed in the free market of haircuts!
Why did the economist refuse to pay for a haircut? Because he believed in the free market of haircuts! -
Why did the economist plant money in his garden? He wanted to grow his wealth organically!
Why did the economist plant money in his garden? He wanted to grow his wealth organically! -
Why did the Keynesian economist dislike horror movies? Because they preferred fiscal stimuli to monetary frights!
Why did the Keynesian economist dislike horror movies? Because they preferred fiscal stimuli to monetary frights! -
Why did the economist refuse to play Monopoly? Because he believed it was an unrealistic depiction of market competition!
Why did the economist refuse to play Monopoly? Because he believed it was an unrealistic depiction of market competition! -
Why did the econ major always carry around extra pens? In case of a sudden shift in demand!
Why did the econ major always carry around extra pens? In case of a sudden shift in demand! -
Why did the economist always carry a ruler? To measure the elasticity of demand!
Why did the economist always carry a ruler? To measure the elasticity of demand! -
Why did the economist become a chef? Because he knew how to perfectly balance the ingredients of supply and demand!
Why did the economist become a chef? Because he knew how to perfectly balance the ingredients of supply and demand! -
Why did the economist become a musician? Because he wanted to compose perfect harmony in the markets!
Why did the economist become a musician? Because he wanted to compose perfect harmony in the markets! -
Why did the economist refuse to iron his clothes? Because he believed in laissez-faire wrinkle removal!
Why did the economist refuse to iron his clothes? Because he believed in laissez-faire wrinkle removal! -
Why did the macroeconomist go broke? Because he couldn't balance his checkbook without considering the national deficit!
Why did the macroeconomist go broke? Because he couldn't balance his checkbook without considering the national deficit! -
Why did the behavioral economist bring a psychologist to the party? To analyze the irrational behavior of the guests!
Why did the behavioral economist bring a psychologist to the party? To analyze the irrational behavior of the guests! -
Why did the economist go to the beach with a metal detector? Because he wanted to find some sunk costs!
Why did the economist go to the beach with a metal detector? Because he wanted to find some sunk costs! -
Why was the oligopoly always so paranoid? Because it was constantly worried about collusion!
Why was the oligopoly always so paranoid? Because it was constantly worried about collusion! -
Why don't economists like to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from the law of diminishing returns!
Why don't economists like to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from the law of diminishing returns! -
Why did the rational consumer break up with their partner? Because they were constantly maximizing their utility!
Why did the rational consumer break up with their partner? Because they were constantly maximizing their utility! -
Why was the perfectly competitive firm so popular at parties? Because it always had the lowest prices!
Why was the perfectly competitive firm so popular at parties? Because it always had the lowest prices! -
Why did the economist bring a calculator to the baseball game? Because he wanted to calculate the batting average of the players!
Why did the economist bring a calculator to the baseball game? Because he wanted to calculate the batting average of the players! -
Why was the stock market investor so good at gardening? Because he knew how to diversify his portfolio!
Why was the stock market investor so good at gardening? Because he knew how to diversify his portfolio! -
Why did the economist go to art school? Because he wanted to learn the art of supply and demand curves!Why did the economist go to art school? Because he wanted to learn the art of supply and demand curves!
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Why did the economist go to therapy? Because he had too many unresolved issues with his invisible hand!Why did the economist go to therapy? Because he had too many unresolved issues with his invisible hand!
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Why did the game theory expert break up with their partner? Because they couldn't find a Nash equilibrium in their relationship!
Why did the game theory expert break up with their partner? Because they couldn't find a Nash equilibrium in their relationship! -
Why did the Keynesian economist bring a chainsaw to the forest? To stimulate aggregate demand!
Why did the Keynesian economist bring a chainsaw to the forest? To stimulate aggregate demand! -
Why don't economists ever get lost? Because they always follow the invisible hand!
Why don't economists ever get lost? Because they always follow the invisible hand! -
Why did the monopolist bring a map to the party? To avoid any deadweight loss!
Why did the monopolist bring a map to the party? To avoid any deadweight loss! -
Why was the econometrician always calm during turbulence? Because he knew it was just a standard deviation!Why was the econometrician always calm during turbulence? Because he knew it was just a standard deviation!
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Why did the economist refuse to share his food? Because of diminishing marginal utility! He didn't want to decrease his satisfaction.Why did the economist refuse to share his food? Because of diminishing marginal utility! He didn't want to decrease his satisfaction.
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How many economists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just assume it will change by itself if the market conditions are right.How many economists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just assume it will change by itself if the market conditions are right.
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Why did the supply curve break up with the demand curve? They had too many disagreements about quantity supplied!theWhy did the supply curve break up with the demand curve? They had too many disagreements about quantity supplied!the
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Why did the economist bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house... and he wanted to lower the supply!Why did the economist bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house... and he wanted to lower the supply!
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